Justin I believe there has been a misunderstanding here. Trail Rated on modern Jeeps simply mean it will safely navigate shopping center parking lots and the occasional drive over a curb or parking block. 

Look - one of my neighbors has two inoperable vehicles on their property. Random parts on and off the cars all the time. I don’t care. I wrench in my driveway. No one complains about it at all. No one complained when my 500 Abarth sat for 4 months, and I would never complain about a car here and there.

Wait until you own property.

Think about all the things you are doing with this project:

I reckon that your username means you actually HAVE driven a Jeep with a folding windshield, which is why I’ll ask you:
1) Which part of the atrocious experience of having sand and wind just smash straight into your face did you enjoy?
2) Did you drive windshield-down at the speeds above 15mph?
3) Just how often do you…

Why would I pay cash and turn down free money? Let’s say we both have a used Corolla worth of cash in the bank. You pay 18500 cash for one of Tom’s used Corollas, and I finance the MSRP of 24425 at 0% and dump that 18500 into an index fund. For the sake of argument, we both have the same income and expenses, but you…

I don’t understand why I have to keep reiterating this. They work, they just flash in a color that the poors can’t perceive. 

The BMW Subscription Service is approved. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2021. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. BMW Subscription Service begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. The BMW…

Audi Exclusive w/Oak Green Metallic. For reference..

True. Still want.

as it takes on the Jeep Wrangler for dominance among the off-roading parking on curbs at the mall and doing 95 on off-road tires crowd.

I can refuel, pee, take a dump and eat a four course meal in 5 minutes!

If it doesn’t go 800 miles, charge in less than a second and cost $5, it just can't fit my lifestyle! /s

INB4 someone pops up to say that 400 mile range isnt good enough for their daily routine. Dino juice 4ever!!!!

That's all very nice, but when is Geralt gonna get his first gwent deck and we can get into the real action?

People unfortunately have this idea that because Land Cruisers are reliable that they are maintenance free. This is a stupid notion. These cars require regular maintenance but will reward you with long life.

Your brother in law didn't take care of his car.

Nope, fuck your slideshow. Did not read.

Exactly. Some folks just don’t know when to quit...

You do realize that a lot of the modern sports cars have a active exhaust right?
In the Macan (along with the other porsche offerings) pressing the button actually opens a flap in the exhaust to make the exhaust actually louder...