This is going to be a real conundrum for all the online commenters claiming that they were totally going to buy it if it just came with two doors/a removeable roof/etc..

Yeah, I’m 5 foot 95, 2120lb, and I’m an NA Miata. You fit just fine in me.

I released a bottle full with NOx in my Taycan and it didn’t go any faster. What a drag!

“You don’t really need to lock the fridge down if you drive like me, but if you’re in a Raptor or anything else with long legs, you’re going to need a semi-permanent installation solution.”

There is a crying need to have actual national certification and testing for therapy animal.

Please, join us old farts in endlessly trolling the comment section. They might even make you an Oppo mod!

That transforming gun? Sick.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

I didn’t expect this situation to Escalade so quickly.

Well I’m definitely not buying one now. If it can’t even finish at Baja, how can I expect it to drive home from the grocery store?

It’s the argument I’ve had before; we want to hear it sing.

Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom.

Thanks!! That's my daughter and I. We're so glad you like our cosplay!

Those hobbits are amazing

Save as much money as possible?

Amen. A certain segment of road racers shit on autocross as not racing. That segment usually is comprised of rich guys. The broke road racers get why autocrossers autocross. Fun AF, close competition, driving at the limit. You can do it with your daily without risking its existence.

Are... are they just fucking with us?

There is not, nor will there likely be an all-electric car that could make that range. Your complaint about being unable to drive 800-1000 miles on a charge is as useful as complaining about being unable to buy a gallon of milk at O’Reilly’s Autoparts. Your expectations are completely misplaced.

If I didn’t know that an electric version of these is in the works, I’d trade in my Macan immediately. And that green looks good, but you can’t do it without offering the right interior: