Of course he is, he eats pieces of shit for breakfast.

At least it’ll get two seasons before Amazon cancels it for no good reason despite excellent reviews.

This is one of Ariana’s comedy sketches, no?

Spy is one of the funniest movies I have seen in years

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

It’s unique, huh? The jort panties, the funeral wreath, the veil...

It’s kinda like Sargeant Peppers Pregnant Hearts Club Band

How is it possible for MOTHERFUCKING BEYONCE to take such a shitty JC Penney maternity photo?

Good for them, babies are great. That photo, though....that’s pretty fucking awkward.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

Jason Mendoza tho

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

Nice work. I can’t even get my movements to control MY movements when I’m drinking.

No, it’s the third. First was NYC, second was LA, third was San Francisco. I hate myself so much right now.

Unaffordable childcare is definitely not just a white person problem.

I feel like Katherine Moenig should take more responsibility for how many people went out and got really unflattering hair because of her.

And it’s not even just about it being a bad smell. My husband was working late when I was pregnant and would come home and eat soup. He had to eat it far away from me. Also the smell of the dryer, his deodorant, and many other things would induce nausea.

And she doesn’t enjoy eating?

nah