I didn’t even notice or think about the sweater because Issa looked so bangin’ in that top/skirt set. Seriously. She looked distractingly incredible in that outfit/scene and the sweater didn’t even register with me. Plus, CUTE BABY.

As soon as I saw the headline, that was the exact story that popped in my mind—the tampon string tug.

I was hoping someone would post this. I sing this to myself all the time—it is stuck in my head permanently.

True! I guess I should say that he appears not to be gay because he is married to a woman. I didn’t mean to assume.

Nope—married with kids! I live in the Raleigh area and I’ve seen him out and about with his adorable son.

FYI, it’s McCrory. Or as we like to call him here in NC, Captain Dickhole.