Pro tip: If you don’t already watch her YouTube channel you need to start. She’s hilarious. And profound and awesome and cool. But mainly hilarious.

I cannot get over how little recognition the entire show gets! Keri Russell is phenomenal. Full stop. Matthews Rhys is great. And then to have supporting/guest roles like Frank Langella and Margo Martindale. HOW DOES THE EMMYS EXPECT ME TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY WHEN THEY HAVE IGNORED THIS SHOW FOR YEARS.

Lead Actress in a Drama Series

I’m still thinking about the hella cute baby they had in the dream sequence. We needed more babby and less of the inappropriate-for-LA sweater. Plus Lawrence was wearing said baby...SWOON!

Right???? I’m like NO, NO, NO, she does not. I hate the whole ensemble.

Every time this movie is on TV, Andy comes onscreen with that dress and that hair and Emily says, You look so chic! And I yell, She looks fucking terrible! It’s the worst look in the whole movie.

I love this movie but I always thought this dress and her hair looked beat.

I just have one question: IS TORMUND FUCKING GIANTSBANE ALIVE?!?!?! I NEED TO KNOW. NOTHING MATTERS TO ME AS MUCH AS THAT RIGHT NOW

I love this woman and her curvy body.

Fair enough. But I watch Earl and Pressly just nails Carolina trash soooo well.

A male feminist walks into a bar

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

You just walk out the door in it and give everyone a thrill, because the circus comes to town everyday now muthafuckas!

Your mother is a goddamn unicorn.

Alison Wright (“Martha”) is such a good actress. She was also the director’s assistant in Feud, a different kind of role. She is English and has perfected the American accent for her acting. I hope she got paid extra for the awful wardrobe her character wore in The Americans. Nice to see her out and about in real life:

I’m quite young and only been married a month, but I’ve informed Bonernator that I will haunt the fuck out of him if he ever remarries. IDGAF

I’m just here to judge and remind folks that Patton Oswalt is a shitty person who makes a career of saying a lot of shitty, it’s-somehow-brilliant-because-I’m-a-white-guy things.

I’m a big singer-for-every-little occasion too. When I come home at night I sing, “I know what dogs want...I know what dogs like...Dogs like! Dogs like! Dogs like ME!”

Only semi-relevant, but: “So I Married An Ax Murderer” is the most underrated comedy of all time.