If you look up thirst in the Southern Dictionary, there’s a pic of Landon with a glass of lemonade.

Please do not misunderstand me: I have a soft spot for him, too. It is between my legs. (Gah sorry, that’s my southern charm showing)

I’ll never forget this charming ditty of his.

My fancy ob/gyn was away while I was giving birth and, though her locum looked on until I finished giving birth (with much tearing), he hightailed it out of the birthing room as soon as he could.

What? Is that weird?

hanging pots? so pedestrian. WHERE IS THE CLEAR FRIDGE

YES!!!!!

I would choose the nearest shark.

#glassesoutforbarb

Bingeing season 17 of SVU on Netflix, so, same.

I understand this baby is not an infant, but often infants aren’t on a feeding schedule. My 6 week old, for example, sometimes randomly wants to eat every 20 minutes all GD afternoon. I don’t think it’s appropriate to say that that trip to the mall wasn’t an emergency. When you are caring for a baby all day, sometimes…

But does she think he’s “hot”? She’s gone out of her way to marry just about anyone except Leo.

JULIET CHOSE POORLY

OK, brand matters there. We have a greyhound and she is useless as a crumb vacuum.

Re: Barb, poor, poor Barb.