As long as her surname is “Clinton” or “Bush” or “Kennedy” or something along those lines.

NextDoor needs to just change their name to NimbyBook already.

You must be new here.

“No you idiot! More messy! When I said ‘messier’ That was art direction!”

They renamed the area surrounding the stadium “San Francisco" so it technically is in San Francisco. Now, California is the on,y state with two cities that have the same name.

Doubling-down on that stupid joke? It wasn't funny the first time.

Oof. This joke is worse than the sixers’ season.

Agent Smith needs to get to Neo before he reaches the phone in the locker room.

Everyone is someone’s ex. Deal with it.

And yet I still have no clue as to who these people are. Congrats, I guess.

Kanye has always sucked.

I think it’s the other way around as recipes pre-date coding by like a millennia. But yes, recipes are kinda similar to basic programming.

Slow news day I guess.

They’re worse than mediocre. They’re just better than Chicago.

16th Street BART is always a shit show but this dude really elevated the game that day.

What’s even more shocking is that anyone is actually watching this game.

Guess I'll just have to start vaping all of my meat.

That’s the weird thing about “asking” — you can say no.

so much bullshit. If it was a legal play and the slide was legal then why is he being suspended? The MLB wants it both ways and its just ridiculous.

Fuck the Dodgers forever! That is all.