Put an entry in your phone book under the name “fucking fucked fuck.” That should fix it.

I was told there would be no math.

About that Y10K problem... have we solved that?

A minor quibble — John Doe does play guitar but is most famous for playing bass in X and that is the basis of his shotgun stance.

I’m pretty sure it’s a lot more than porn stars that are tired of these messages.

Because I love pigs in blankets and pizza as well as hate myself. Duh!

We tried ordering one of these Friday and it was SOLD OUT!

As opposed to being metaphorically laughed at elsewhere.

Then there’s Colma (just South of San Francisco) — it was founded in 1924 as a Necropolis and the dead outnumber the 1700 living residents 1000-1.

Further proof that is should just be called “marriage.”

We call this a “wizard battle!” But our version is one-on-one cowboy stand-off style. But this no-holds-barred battle royale is intriguing!

Fuck it. Let Bumgarner play third base on his off days.

Kershaw should be hyper-aware that Bummy is not your typical automatic out pitcher. If he did, he never will again.

Apparently, “cool” means something else where I come from.

See Giants vs. Rockies and the great humidor fiasco.

That would be KIA.

This little Puiggy went on the DL. For the first time. In his career.

Enhance!

LOLDODGERS

She's still a better rapper than me. I'm not mad, though.