No time for apostrophes or grammar but time to argue on the internet. Classic!

Now, this is the type of news I come to Jezebel for. *sigh*

Conspicuously missing from this is her record on sex workers rights — conveniently flip-flopping when it suited her for a presidential run. 

Slow news day?

Also, the sky is crystal clear blue today. LOL. Way to blow it, nerdz.

I’m sorry, but “whomst” is not a real word.

Today, I booked a round trip, direct flight from Oakland to Barcelona at the end of May for $600 (including baggage). That’s pretty ridiculous.

So far, no great deals for my UK trip at the end of June but I’m gonna check daily.

Also, I always use an incognito window until I’m ready to actually purchase the flight. 

I’ve remained close friends with most of my exes. They know me and my secrets better than anyone else. A few of those exes have remained friends with benefits as well. Just because you’ve come to the realization that you’re not forever compatible doesn’t mean you can’t maintain a relationship whether physical or just…

For some reason, people still ask me for suggestions of where to eat and drink in Pittsburgh despite the fact that I left 21 years ago and have never been back. I’m always a bit surprised that almost everything is still there and hasn’t changed — Mineo’s, The Squirrel Cage, Chief’s, Jerry’s Records. I was sad to hear…

Maybe if more “grown men” brought gloves to a ballgame we wouldn’t have a net extending past first base now. 

I’d give you more stars but I’m trying to reduce clutter.

Step 1: Delete your uber account because they’re STILL a horrible company

This feature has been out for all of... what, 48 hours? I want to unfollow almost everyone who uses this feature. 

Well, my friend was Serena’s “waitress” (server would be the modern term, you dinosaur!) and she said she was an absolute delight — even AFTER someone stole her bag.

When simply typing an artist name and album title is just too much work. 

Arizona stays in “normal” time because why would anyone want an extra hour of sunlight in that hellhole of a desert?

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but everyone else should follow Florida’s lead (except maybe Arizona).

DLS is now 8 months out of the year. It is the norm and changing back to “normal” time is just stupid.

Unfortunately, reports from the set are that he is a bit of shit and no one likes to be around him.

But have they tried rubbing CBD oil on it?

That episode was so boring I couldn’t even bring myself to read past the first paragraph. OMG was that boring.