Facts. Who needs them?

What isn’t?

Then this song is for you!

Does she have a terrible case of pink eye or what?

A.C.A.B.
All Cops Are Ballers?

Kings Mills, oof. There used to be a barn right next to I71 with a huge confederate flag painted on roof and three giant white crosses in the yard. Maybe it’s still there. Does the KKK still hold a rally in Fountain Square every Xmas morning?

David Bowie, anyone? Iggy Pop? The list goes on and on.

The correct response.

Choketober was a bit behind schedule

C’mon! The least you could do is quote the t-shirt correctly: ‘Save Water, Drink Beer.’

Slow news day?

Hmm... Euron’s taunting Tyrion could be foreshadowing...Cersei gives birth to a dwarf only to have Euron kill it immediately?

And if you’re neither Irish nor French you can always employ “the gypsy fade.”

I should have guessed this thread would be Goodwin-ed in less than three comments.

When I was in high school, my friend and I would by $5 upper deck tickets and scalp them until we had enough money to get into the first level. There, we knew of two front row seats that were never occupied so we’d have awesome seats right above third base with a hot dog and coke all for our initial $5 investment.…

Or maybe read some riveting stuff about video game finishing moves?

My guess is that a certain someone’s little bird whispered in Euron’s ear.

Suicide Grills

or 13 seasons of “they’re off the crab. they’re on the crab.”

but is she “fiercely independent?”