And yet, if he had just donated nothing, this article probably doesn’t even exist.

Now, this is the type of news I come to Jezebel for. *sigh*

Horrible for his kids, but I find it very hard to summon sympathy for this rapist son-of-a-bitch

RIP

Once you’re over someone, I imagine having no-strings-attached sex with them is probably a lot of fun. You already know what they like in bed.

Yes. It means to live somewhere or to take up residence at.

So much love for Church Brew Works...I just don’t get it. The acoustics of being in an old church make for a noisy dinner and the food is pretty mediocre. I was never super impressed by their beer either. Church brew works is basically where every family goes to eat when they drop their 18 year old off at Pitt for…

The technical term for somebody from Pittsburgh is yinzer. Also Primanti brothers is good and anyone that says otherwise is a pretentious hipster POS

It’s not about small changes. It’s about dishonesty and carelessness. If by a start you mean a vapid waste of time and money chasing a (somewhat literal) straw man, then yes. It certainly is a start to that. Honestly if that’s your take on this, then you’re producing more garbage than the people using straws.

Step 1 - Be a narcissist.

This is a great idea and the entire country should do it. Fuck 5 PM sunsets.

Until we see a tinder profile with the line “i fucked Odell Beckham Jr and did coke with him ... get on my level cunts” I’m going to assume this didn’t really happen.

OMG NO!

Apparently, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

No KD fan here, but this headline is hot garbage. Security did their job and stuck KD in a side corridor and tried to defuse the situation. There was no running and hiding. Just another lame-ass hot take headline from the crew.

Do you think he cares?

there but for the grace of god go i

Deadspin: The Dodgers had their shots.

Joe Maddon is my husband and I don’t like who he becomes when he is on TBS