My devices are now account specific - iPad is for my artwork, iPhone is for my personal adventures and I used an old iPhone for the bar I used to manage.

A minor quibble — John Doe does play guitar but is most famous for playing bass in X and that is the basis of his shotgun stance.

I’m pretty sure it’s a lot more than porn stars that are tired of these messages.

Because I love pigs in blankets and pizza as well as hate myself. Duh!

We tried ordering one of these Friday and it was SOLD OUT!

As opposed to being metaphorically laughed at elsewhere.

Then there’s Colma (just South of San Francisco) — it was founded in 1924 as a Necropolis and the dead outnumber the 1700 living residents 1000-1.

Semi-related: is Valleywag just completely dead at this point? I miss the days of daily anti-cuber stories.

I’ve worked as a contractor for many companies where I worked in their offices and on their computers. That is not a cut and dry definition.

Further proof that is should just be called “marriage.”

We call this a “wizard battle!” But our version is one-on-one cowboy stand-off style. But this no-holds-barred battle royale is intriguing!

Fuck it. Let Bumgarner play third base on his off days.

Kershaw should be hyper-aware that Bummy is not your typical automatic out pitcher. If he did, he never will again.

Apparently, “cool” means something else where I come from.

See Giants vs. Rockies and the great humidor fiasco.

That would be KIA.

This little Puiggy went on the DL. For the first time. In his career.

Enhance!

Just when the kids finally stopped getting Red Hot Chili Pepper logos this happens. Thanks a lot.

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