She's still a better rapper than me. I'm not mad, though.

Your reply was more interesting than that video.

At least it won't tell them that they're ugly whores who need nose jobs when they don't respond.

Say what you will about Giants fans, but that is one straight line.

How do you know they're giants fans? Neither seem to be wearing any sort of easily identifiable team affiliation. But I think that's my friend Caitlin. I honestly don't know if she's a giants fan.

I guess I'll continue living in blissful ignorance since it requires me to disable ad block. #zerofucksgiven

I didn't download the messenger app and then deleted the Facebook app and now just access Facebook via the safari app because messages are still integrated there.

I was sitting in that exact seat last night. I was also blitzed so I don't think I caught any home run balls.

I thought the standard clichéd response to "first world problems" is "you must be fun at parties."

couldn't happen to a better guy.

More importantly, does this offer include dental?

Really? One of the worst? That's an odd assessment.

Missing from this conversation is that McCutchen should have caught that ball. Had it been a fly-out than Cole's criticism would be 100% on point.

He's no horse_ebooks.

So when does it hit shelves?

This is like the sports equivalent of "I was into this band before anyone."

Back in '97 I was at a weird music fest in an abandoned ship yard in San Francisco and walked into a room just in time to witness Mountain Goats play "Cubs in Five." Fan for life.

Ha. I know the Rev's roadie. He's sober and married.