Jason Mewes? The Jason Mewes? Wow.

But he did direct it. I’d only get sicker if he did write it.

No thanks. Feel it still has been sold to every brand to use in their promos, which brings me to Fitz and the Tantrums, another garbage band.

If a man destroys a water cooler in a game nobody’s watching, does it make a sound?

Order should have been flipped. That first one made my blood run cold. Ugh.

If you want to get peak Rondo, make sure you broadcast Sundays on ABC. As long as the NBA can make the season last 3 years, you’re good with Rondo.

Any way there could be a competitive eating angle on this? - local cardiologists

Fuck Uncky Reddit Thread and his bumpkin son,

He is so going to Big Baller Brand now...

Big Kiss!

I’d pay money for a JK Simmons Jameson film  with him yelling in his office.

Morbius, orbius she sells seashells by the shorbius...walruses and porbiuse...

In a word, fuck these worse before it gets better types. They are usually rich and don’t have to live like the rest of us. Susan Sarandon is another of those that think somehow we need to really suffer.

Poor pasta bolognese only got one sentence. 

Ant Man/Galactus

I wonder what lift wrecked his marriage?

I was waiting for her to spray something into a bag and huff it after that statement, but alas, she’s “lucid”.

This feels like a plot from an 80s movie grafted onto a modern idea.