Naval gazing, as in staring at ships?

And the radio is stuck on “alternative hits” - if someone uses James’ “Laid” ever again they should be forced to listen to that caterwauling “eeee-eeee-eee” for five days straight.

The whole episode had me feeling this series is comfort food masquerading as fine dining. From the basic needle drops to the manufactured conflict and on to the mythologizing of food culture, the show is full of nice moments punctuated by heavy handed swings at “drama”

Being abusive rises above being unkind to others, mr semantic police

Oh, but he was accused of abuse and mistreatment of female actors. If you notice, I didn’t say he was accused of sexual abuse. Not sure why you’re trying to delineate.

John K., Joss Wheedon, Naeil Gaiman....

No Fargo? Not even Legion? The lack of a Jeff Russo/Noah Hawley mention is pretty wild.

I’d think they would have fumigated after Rex left town.

So this is basically the man show with Dennis Praeger instead if Jimmy Kimmel?

How many more times will “for the fans” be some rallying cry to keep making trash?

I don’t want the mosquitoes to have to make a trip, I want them to bite me where they’re born.

Wish I were 6'3"  only 6'2" tall enough to be over most people in public, but it’s a shitty height for a point guard.

Paid in Diet Coke

Shaq animates all the terrible things he’s done over the past ten years.

They still have Marty Schottenheimer’s DNA embedded in their very being. 

Ceviche, god awful way to spend five hours of your life puking.

A high school friend got his nickname noodlenose from this event.

He Hate Team

The sticker will get sucked into the chin divot by tomorrow. Gott get a crew in there with some serious concrete.

One door closes another broken window opens.