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Kevin Smith will watch anything and tell you how stoked he is for it for $$.

With Ogre 100%

I got some. Jodorowsky vibes out of this episode.

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Make more lumbering fat guy with abrasive music sequences.

Well, that’s an oversimplification. The ex-wife indicated this was a series of relationships that he’s pursued over and over, so he seems to have a predatory instinct.

For me, it is telling a good story. For all the trappings about powers, astral planes and secret agencies, it’s about mental illness and what it does to an individual and the people around them. David is the hero and the villain in his own story and the ending may not be a happy one. I’m not looking for it to resolve

Damon was a really good standup comedian and his performance in Bamboozled is really good. But wow, all the crap he’s done over the past ten years. I wonder if it’s just easy money or no internal detectors for horrible projects. A Lethal Weapon show must pay well per episode. I’ve never watched it, but I’m assuming

It’s incredible how Drizzy went from at the start of the week to now. King T is a cold unforgiving god. All those ghost writers escaped that husk of a body.

God that is the stupidest load of crap I’ve heard in a long time. It feels like it was torn from the pages of the most imbecilic fan faction.

I always read it as being critical of everyone, especially Duke.

Well, duh. Nobody comes close.

How do I get the mange look without getting actual mange?

Need to start picking some fruit or pruning trees to build up that strength.

What part would Spader Man or Robert Cop play in the universe now that The Asylum has bought Turkish Lucasfilms?

He’s angling to tank so he can move the team to Butt Land. Seriously, look in that closet and you’ll find a skateboard and a dead Zombie Boss’ charred asshes.

I checked out the day Bazooka Joe started talking about Hentai....

I didn’t really want to take sides between the toilet and the crap that stuffed it up so I let things play out and put a nice little sign in the bathroom.

Who knew there was a new season of Entourage? I guess they’re rebooting everything! Vince falls on hard times and tries to get a porn star to be in his parody of Aquaman.

He is the MJ of cheeseburger/filet o’ fish ingestion.

Yeah, we don’t remember the guy who we almost drafted and went ahead of Avery Bradley in the 2010 draft, but whatever.....