He was totally waiting out the leftovers from the snack tray. Jimmy is good with the long con.

It feels like the Villeneuve - Scott conversation is a mirror of the Gosling - Ford “I used to be good” one.

Jesus, I thought he had a stroke. How many would that be now?

Ever.

Nick Furry: the least credible SHIELD director every. Nobody can understand a man in a plush animal suit.

I’ll give you a plus one, but he’d need to include sexual assault to catch Baylor’s eye.

I’d argue that it wasn’t a complete bet. His arm didn’t extend in a forward motion, so the play didn’t happen.

My Weekend at Bernie’s fan fiction has risen to life!

To match his cardboard belt. Gotta make sure you come correct to the rail yard.

Like a shitty community theater production of Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill.

Red light strikes again

Right, it should come out like cooh-on, not like former news anchor Julie Kahn.

Drug sniffing dogs now takes on a different meaning.

It’s not a detriment, in my opinion. I always associate it with having a perpetual chip on the shoulder while still having more that the rest.

Worst written Boston accent evah. Constitutional should come out more like corn and rights should sound more like rice. Very carbohydrate laden regional accent.

Can we hook him up with Ray J?

Technically it would need to be in the wrist- the hand will rip open during this process- but +1

And you know that this ends with the Red Sox signing him because Duquette is too cheap?

Oh calm down. How do they “end this” prey tell? Murdering someone?

He’s also a leprechaun so that helps.