+1 for not reading off a script. Big fan.

I’m slightly suspicious of that idea. In terms of political leanings, there are closer bedfellows at the fringes that can make someone drift to one side or the other readily. You know who were also big fans of the Dead? The Hell’s Angels. They are a right leaning anti-authority group.

Schnatter threw a heart shaped locket at reporters which popped open to reveal a picture of the pizza man and Peyton Manning.

All right, we just guaranteed the Cleveland team is never going to find it to make their pick. On second thought, maybe they could randomly select someone to do it for them, as long as it’s not a man with helmet hair.

I feel bad for him. Of the youngish QBs, he seemed like a solid performer.

I will not be surprised if some men’s rights clown attempts to re-do this in the Shakespearean way with a bunch of dudes playing the principal roles. Ah progress.

Now known as Joe Pee

They might have hired him for another job if the bread is always soggy.

Where am I going to get my fix of old white man sports outrage? Can’t Breitbart create a network around Curt Schilling’s giant head and spend hours complaining about sports without the coded language? This is a sad day for us all!

You’d figure that Jeter would at least get some money riding around in Butt Land. I’m not sure if there are fart zombies in Miami, but Jeb! might be one of them.

+1 hush gift basket night giveaway with NDA signed.

And yet again, we are told how the private sector does things so much better than government.

I’m sure if the spike were reversed on Machado, the O’s fans would cry the same thing.

Austinracious verse! +1

They feel like the Daugherty Price era Cavaliers. Always a bridesmaid team. In this case, they’re in the wedding party.

Aaron, we’ll furlough you for a day just to fill out this picture...ooohh, guess not.

Fantasy prison leagues are screwed. He was looking to have a good season.

In this edition of “everyone in this story really sucks and there’s nobody you can root for” we present: Melo, Phil, Stephen A. Smith.

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