Man, if I were a fish, I’d really want a better grade of chum thrown at me.

You’ve got a friend in New England

But there’s something low, unseemly and ugly in the efforts to take him out so publicly and humiliatingly, to turn him into a human oil spot on the tarmac

He doesn’t let me order my own dinner, so why do you think he’ll listen to me?

Look, he’s just trying to help out your local shitty mall memorabilia emporium.

With the first selection in the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns have selected the first pick in the sixth round of the 2017 NFL draft.

Seriously. Fly them on another airline if you’re so concerned about getting them to another place.

But part of this started when the company made the “executive decision” to force paying customers to bump in favor of their employees.

Ayn Rand airlines is happy to serve you, Mr. Galt!!!

Narrow feet here. There’s little to nothing out there for me.

And still has that I in front of his name.

I am sorry to my current and former friends at Fox News (Roger and Billo), who couldn’t continue to share their love with their staff.

+1 Larry King, Tony Randall, Hugh Hefner for stating the obvious.

Larry the Cable guy?

Lest the man who cares no fucks be rendered caring or paying Caesar.

God no, without a solid solution in place, that situation will go downhill (if there is an even more downhill) fast. We run into the same Saddam situation and Russia is just itching to take another move into the middle east.

Jesus wept.

Herschel Little America.

Herschel Little America.