Re-up!

Damn, no pants allowance. Pleats are not allowed.

+1 very expensive weekend at Palm Beach with plugs for your clothing brand.

Am I the only one who hates Cheerios? They taste like packing materials. We’re being convinced that if we eat them, our hearts will magically de-plaque and all will be well. Now, they are convincing us to plant flowers that could wreck an ecosystem.

Years from now, we will find that Harvey was actually two children standing on each others’ shoulders in a coat.

Charmed > Kardashians

Oh I know. I also know that what contracts can also expand with the right conditions. Physics and dumplings.

We really need a no-holes barred Lacy-Sandoval matchup in the World Eating Classic. Panda v Panda.

Which is interesting, given how he started off as a hip hop artist and is the father of a child whose mother is African American.

Morrisey just wants the warm embrace of skinhead gang.

Do you get extra RBIs for that? Ruined Balls and all?

Do not forget to put in THIS SIM Card - Russian Ambassador

Jafari Family History. Muslim: surname denoting someone associated with the school of Muslim law founded by Ja?far as-Sadiq (699–765), sixth imam of the Shiite Muslims.

Hope they do more of this. It’s also a bonus that my local sports talk gets infuriated at them for being front and center. I’ll spare the middle aged white details of what they say, because the show doesn’t deserve it.

This .

Hey it’s currently the American way. Hire the super polluter to run the EPA, the wolf of wall street to run the treasury, small business killer to run small business, person who wants to destroy public education to run education and so on...

We’ve seen a high bar for stupid in the past month so there we go.

Nah, they just see him as less evil now that Cheney’s hand isn’t up his arse making him talk.

Sure. I was wrong about his height, but when you compare him to a TO or Calvin Johnson or even some of the big blocking TEs.

Edelman was a QB in college. Seems like Tebow could have tried to be that smallish slot receiver, but if he’s not fast enough....