tuckrule
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Privatized. That way the free market can increase your child’s grades and lower the amount of time they need to be in school so they can join the workforce where they have been yearning to be.

Not enough WC Fields. Turn that whiskey spotted complexion up 25%.

Does it have any OXY in it?

Does it have any OXY in it?

No puppet, no puppet.

And yet the Governor is still so thoroughly fed.

Rage and anxiety should be on the MA license plate.

Tomsula snuck in through a hobo tunnel and hopped a train out of town. He needs it to undo a hobo curse vexed upon him two years ago for stealin a man’s bacon.

Better to be a starter on the prison team than a bench player in the NFL. 1% for life.

And bankrupt the fuck out of that team. You know what would be great:
Trump proposals for NFL Team:

Frankly, we don’t care...at least we voted for Hillary.

Peyton wept.  

10:34 - call from Putin delivering ring size and diamond setting preference. Asking for cyrillic writing instead of English.

When do we visit the Kremlin? Will all the players go?

I mean rope-a-dope is fine, but seriously.....

Oh God, this. It’s like all the TP crowd who wanted the economy to just burn and thought it was like some forest fire where the trees grow stronger and that kind of crap.

+1 phone in pieces, now replaced by Chris Sale’s jersey shards with angry Sox fans decrying selfish crazy player.

Dude, he stohle Bradee’s sheert and is gonna berry it in Yankee stay-dee-um!

Is it me or did Atlanta just seem so tired by the middle of the fourth and NE just seemed like they were picking up steam?