Just got here. What’d I miss?

We need to show defenseless little girls everywhere that Trump has them on notice.

Too busy fighting with celebrities on twitter and the media. Still looking for the real fraudsters who pushed Hillary over the top to 3 million.

Well, actually, the Saudi leadership funds all those religious schools that produce people like the hijackers.

At least Obama bothered to do the work to stay engaged in those missions. As if everything always goes 100% well all the time. Unlike this go around from the man who claimed to know better than all the generals. He’s off to a rousing start blaming others for his inability to stay off twitter fighting with Arnold…

And they’ll blame the Democrats when they end up having to clean up the messes...again,

If we’re counting the Central Park Five or the names of the people he denied housing in the 70s, we have a lot.

And 1 +1 for good measure.

Maine Coon - the OG cat show winner. No semi-wild or wild cat breeds.

You can’t achieve a score of blumpkin, so what’s a boy from Buffalo supposed to do?

He buries you in a cake and eats it through until you are rescued.

I have one for best spoken voicemail to random stranger. Took them five years to find me and give me my statue.

I hate Chelios for the fact it reminds me of Cheerios, the most overrated cereal ever.

Not to diminish the importance of this, but is this just limited to the athletics program? At least when I was in college, assaults seemed to be swept under the rug regularly.

Wow you guys are being super generous to WEEI callers. I always assume they’re drunk, so no need to spell that out in the headline.

Utah clearly needs a T. The ghost player on their team, likely Brigham Young himself placed a nasty pick on that player.

I thought this was about hip sitters. The thought of them playing taser roulette with children is very troubling. This makes them seem neither cool nor with it. I recall the young man who pleaded with his brother to not taze him. I believe he used the word bro. Nonetheless, I don’t think he would find this funny…

Putin has all the real rings. None are more than replicas now. All sports.

+1 Red Eye

I’m starting to think that joke is a biography of the Trumps.