No, the correct way to eat bread is BUTTERED SIDE DOWN!

So many fond memories of this game!

CP... But Its a fucking sweet crack pipe.

“I am far from an expert on this subject, as the last time I tried to weld anything together I got a large glowing hole where metal was supposed to be. Still, hopefully this driver gets this old Plymouth in order and keeps a closer eye on getting everything right, down to the littlest structural weld.“

A pro wouldn’t have been doing 70-100mph on a public road, passing cars over a double-yellow.

Wrong assessment. He shouldn’t have gone whipping as fast as he thought possible (that is, faster than he could safely judge the road). By the time he started thinking about ‘oh what do I do now’ he was already committed to going too fast into too tight of a corner. That is, he was fucked. The unfixable mistake was…

Neutral: Why do you think there are fewer and fewer technicians graduating from technical school?

While this gives me the wants, I learned this lesson with a double cab Tacoma: any truck bed less than 6 feet is USELESS.

I prefer the Japanese term “Marobashi” which is like a mellower form of “Banzai!” — more like “Let’s do it!” Because f*ck it, everything you own is slowly making its way to the trash can. Might as well enjoy it while you can and stop worrying. All that does it take your life away, both now and in the end.

They should be more correctly called “Power Stealing roads”. Cars running on this road will transfer some of their energy to the road thus allow them to generate power. How much this affects the cars MPG is unknown but these roads will affect rolling resistance and in turn the cars traveling across it. Conservation of…

So do they manage to do this without increasing rolling resistance to the cars? If the road deforms more than typical asphalt, they really wouldn’t be capturing lost energy as much as taking energy from people’s cars (which aren’t exactly thermodynamically efficient to begin with)

The pictures were, no doubt, taken by the guy who did the alignment.

Lights off when it’s raining. Even if the visibility doesn’t 100% necessitate it, if someone doesn’t abide by the “wipers on, lights on” rule they’re most likely a bad driver.

Wagon or GTFO!

ROFL

Hi Erin. Can I call you Erin? I hope so, because, well, that’s your name. Erin, we all know that you are going to rolling in fat fat fat Jalopnik-bucks. We also know, that usually, the boys can’t be trusted, and that Stef talks to a stuffed animal. Much as we love them, it must be recognised that you are joining a…

The first part of the movie is the best part of F&F. Basically a Jalop catches the eye of the Dumb jocks girlfriend. Dumb Jock challenges Jalop to race in his daddy’s car then they both end up in the police station after crashing through a subdivision. Where the Jalop sexily nods and smiles, with a mouth of visible…

Supercruise means the ability for a jet to maintain supersonic flight sustainably. This misuse of the term is going to confuse drivers into thinking they can drive their cars at 760mph without consuming extra fuel.

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I wonder if the next video will be the Demon actually making you have a bigger dick once you are an owner?