She is very proud of her babies. And they are just disgustingly cute.

They are like little puppy burritos! And the mom is like “I made dis!”

OH MY GOD. I want to kiss every soft little head and hold three of them at once on my chest.

You can get all kinds of puppies at my club...mind you that club is my work and the only drinking that happens is at our Beer Tasting fundraiser. But still, plenty of puppies. Like the ones in my office right now:

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

Imma bring this out again.

i was laughing until this part:

Anna needs to shut up

That is almost the weirdest part! It all starts because she sees wedding photos and by the end he has somehow convinced her he’s only engaged? HOW? I think we’ve found the most gullible woman on the planet AND the one hell of a sociopath.

What’s next, photos of kids being born, because he’s an advocate for the college health center’s birthing rooms? After that, kindergarten graduation photos of him, the kid, and the “ex”?... Because, reasons..

also, HE IS CLEARLY MARRIED and she STILL doesn’t get that at the end, which is mind-blowing. like, thats not an engagement party, sweetie.

He told me that it was from a video that his university is making for new students to show how glamorous graduate school life can be

Oh, hell no. He doesn’t deserve happiness. You AIR THIS SHIT OUT to the wife’s family by any means necessary, as quickly as possible. Annulments are easier than divorces.

Not that I’m calling the long lost family members bigoted but I find people who mention the color purple (heh) in discussions about race are almost always the type of racist who keeps their bigotry under wraps.

I’m from Chillicothe; I knew Tiffany and Charlotte from high school. People have their opinions of the town—I even agree with a lot of them. It breaks my heart, though, to hear the constant narrative of “Yeah, it’s such a tragedy, but they were drug-using prostitutes. The town’s riddled with poverty, what do you…

You know, we can have more than one hero at a time.

Gotta protect dem delicate menzes from duh hysterical wimminzes.

Saying a woman or girl has “daddy issues” is fucking wretched. If she has daddy issues, shouldn’t the hate be directed at, you know, her god damned father? How is his disgusting and damaging fuckery her fault?