ALL OF YOUR DOGS ARE BEAUTIFUL PLEASE LET ME PET THEM

Mmmm, your delicious sarcasm feeds me. Om nom nom nom.

women have fewer muscles then men.

It explains why Bruce Lee wore such revealing clothing.

Sooo, if women use legs to teach some crims a lesson by booting em in the head, and other ninja, karate, judo tricks using legs, doesn’t it make sense their costumes come without pants, so they can flex the legs and make use of this feature?

Wow. Just, wow.

What are the women in those action films wearing? Sensible heels and pants with some room to move (not tight) are fine. Lightweight baggy pants are even better for movement. It’s true it’s easier to move in fewer clothes, especially if you’re wet or sweaty, but men don’t, so why should women?

It’s like...the opposite of the Bechdel test.

You realize that makes NO. SENSE. Right? NONE.

After reading that all I can think it that your screen name it awfully appropriate.

So how does that explain costumes with no fabric from their neck to their crotches down their stomach?

When did Harley acquire awareness of the 4th Wall? Did she take too much of Animal Man’s peyote?

I adore this scene, and this relationship. It’s so off-the-wall, but also so mature and well-developed. They’re together when they’re together, but they’re free to flirt and be with other people when they’re not. Harley and Ivy are the best couple in comics right now.

False: rhubarb shines on its own.

This bear was THOUGHTFUL. He didn't eat the strawberry rhubarb because that would be RUDE. Everyone knows strawberry rhubarb is the best pie.

I’m so glad she survived. But....