Mmmm, your delicious sarcasm feeds me. Om nom nom nom.

Your sassy yogurt shade makes me hate yogurt.

Depends on how many dogs I can bring and how many more I can pet each day.

Where the eff do you work and how do I work there too?!?!

Do androids dream of trippy dog faces everywhere?

I’d like to remind everyone that Douchzal once told a Latin@ student that he/she wasn’t DARK ENOUGH to speak on his/her experiences of prejudice. So this con artist is also fukkin racist (you know, in ways other than literally stealing the identity of another race when she doesn’t have any of the lived experiences and…

YES THIS THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THIS UP!

“Certainly when things like this happen it’s sad, but what I really deeply believe, and I think history has borne this out, human rights and civil rights is far, far stronger than any one personality or even one organization,” Stewart said.

I was about 12, and I was going to the summer open swim at the high school. The entire high school football team was taking a break outside the entrance, and they all catcalled me. It was the weirdest feeling of my life. I felt embarrassed, and scared, and flattered all at once.

...Sounds like he’s the Grandmaster Asshole. I hope Judit Polgar kicks his sexist ass at chess some more.

TRICK QUESTION: THEY ALL WOULD MAKE THE WORST WHITE MULAN.

Sign the White House petition to have her released: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/issue…

Can I get a little help finding a pair of jeans that aren’t fucking bedazzled?

This is fucked up. They go waaaay to far.

I leave used Kleenexes and socks all over. The dogs eat the Kleenexes and steal the socks. My thought process is always, "I'll throw this away/put this away when I get up" and I always, ALWAYS forget. I DO GAF, but I apparently suck at Kleenex and sock related life tasks. (-_-* )

Ah, hydrangeas... the ugliest of flowers.

An STD monster? Are you fucking kidding me? Couldn't hit us over the head with the bullshit slut shaming abstinence only message with anything smaller than a truck, huh?

You're really brave for sharing your story and your insight to bring this form of abuse to light. Thank you.