Pfft. Only amateurs use quarters. Silver dollars all the way. Bonus points if you can hold a couple of rolls under your boobs while doing the Macarana.

HEY! DRESS LIKE A SLUT

Neither, hopefully, because every single thing he’s said or done in this piece (including writing this piece in the first place) is so far beyond the pale of anything I would ever even BEGIN to consider saying to or about a patient that the only way I will be able to sleep tonight is if I imagine him as some random…

Say it with me fellas-

The piece summarizes a decade of therapy with Greta,

Basiccccaaaallllyyyyyyyyyy, I don’t want to fuck you and you will not dress up and parade around like a show horse for me so no man wants to fuck you because i said so .

FUCK. THAT. GUY.

her tweet is so fucking funny. “eppur si muove” like “HEY POPE... WE’RE STILL ALIVE AREN’T WE”

Ex Cathedra is supposed to be spiritual, not scientific. stay in your lane.

They also said that they were trying to challenge Jessica to come out of her shell. By pairing her with a hot-tempered psycho. Excellent job, “experts”!

Eh, my kids’ social worker said she matched them to us “cause they look like your family”. No regard to whether their personality/problems would be adequate for us. Just “You look like bio family in pictures!”

I can't believe I just admitted to watch this crap...

My husband has called him “the wife beater” since the 2nd or 3rd episode because, “it’s only a matter of time.” Dude has some SERIOUS anger issues.

Yas Kween

I own that I’m fucked up. But please. We don’t want her. Can’t we just call her an it?

BiRacial

White people are fucked up.

It’s probably time to stop taking her word for it.