“Where else would you be” if you were at the North Pole?

This is a trick question, because there’s no way in hell that I’m working for that guy.

The correct solution to the question posed by Musk, as well as any question he poses, is to hit him in the head with a brick.

100%. I love elotes but this sounds like corn with melted cheese drooping all over it and sliding off? And I’m putting all this in a package with meat and everything else to feed to vegetarians? What?

I ALWAYS talk myself out of getting strawberry. One of these days...maybe. 

I loved my grandmother, and she was normally an excellent cook, but she insisted on inflicting her family’s version of a traditional Lithuanian Christmas Eve dinner on us every year. It was simply awful, almost like a punishment we had to get through to enjoy Christmas.

I mean, we’ve already had people gene splicing newer and deadlier dinosaurs, lets go full wetware dinosaur body horror!

It’s funny, I don’t think of okra as slimy at all. Maybe people are cooking it wrong? Even my boiled okra isn’t slimy. (You have to simmer it for a long time with tomatoes.) Mushrooms cooked well y aren’t any of those offensive textures. And the only soggy tres leches I’ve had are ones where the cake hasn’t been proper…

Lucky Charms marshmallows, its like biting into chalk 

Ok... The savory granola bars have my attention. I’m a bit leery of that “proprietary binding process” description though...

It’s an elote aka Mexican street corn. They’re excellent, but definitely not “new”. And as noted, not featured in the slideshow. 

Jimmy John and his new wraps can get fucked.

Half the items on this list - and the cover image, which is of a woman eating an elote - are basically either authentic Latino food or commercialized spins on Latino food. Which is fine, but it’s weird to refer to them as “new” as if they’ve been recently discovered or invented. 

Inhumans show so bad its reversing the “Mutants were inhumans all along” angle and is bringing new folks with it.

This new breakfast arms race, who wins? Obviously the consumer. Every fast food joint should be trying to get in on the new breakfast menus.

A small quibble, but enlisted means ranks E1-E9, and commissioned officers are ranks O1-O9. Robinson was commissioned as a Lieutenant, and was never enlisted.

I enjoy GIS, so much so that I got a certificate in it.  I wish I could get a job doing it, especially a WFH job. I gotta get back to applying for jobs again. Part time HS subbing just doesn’t cut it.

Oh , I’m on to you!

James Brown: lacrosse and football star, actor and activist, Captain, U.S. Army Reserve. Rest in Power.

Missing option: Mr Boombastic himself, Shaggy was a Marine during the 1990-91 Persian Gulf war.