tsuyoikuma
tsuyoikuma
10/12/19
8:49 PM
3

I just wish it was easier to find Grade B (or whatever the new classification is) in my area. But it doesn't often make it this far west. 

10/12/19
8:43 PM
1

She’s not attractive enough to be a Fox News Blonde(tm)

10/12/19
8:19 PM
2

Maple flavored stuff is always garbage (and also reminds me of when my Chevy Beretta had a coolant leak). But real maple syrup is The Shit. Save that Log Cabin crap for the kids.

10/12/19
1:41 PM
2

Ah yes, New Englanders and their maple...though I don't blame you. I had maple syrup on my peach Dutch baby this morning and it was amazing.  Read more

10/12/19
1:18 PM
2

I have it from a semi-reliable source that Cracker Barrel maple (and other) syrup bottles are something you pay for. If that’s the case, you can bring them with you. Read more

10/11/19
6:52 PM
5

100% honey or maple syrup or corn syrup or brown sugar may in fact all be sugar, but they are also all different.

10/11/19
6:02 PM
5

The Tale of the 13th Floor? That one has always stuck with me too because it seems like it’s telling you to be careful of wish fulfillment. Finally his sister is winning games when she’s never been good at anything, so she doesn’t want to admit that anything seems strange.
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10/11/19
5:59 PM
13

If McCain wasn’t on this show, would she have relevance? ABC News rarely has her on their set and I don’t think Faux News wants her even though her Twitter bio says she is a blonde republican and rabble rouser (she must think that is equivalent to being a maverick). Then again, maybe she is on the show because like Read more

10/11/19
5:32 PM
14

Probably the one where a brother & a sister go to a creepy toy factory that’s run by ZOMG ALIENS!! and he thinks he’s saving her from the aliens but in a TWIST his sister is actually an alien and that was her family coming to take her back home and at the end she has a blank face JUST LIKE THEM

10/11/19
4:23 PM
10

One thing I certainly appreciate is how much the conservatives love to hate each other. It’s too bad they’re so willing to put aside their hatred to get stuff done so much. I guess screwing other people over is the one thing they can all agree on.

10/11/19
4:11 PM
11

DEFINITELY the one with the eggs in the school. I don’t know why but that TERRIFIED me. ‘The Tale of the Hatching.’

10/11/19
12:05 PM
8

To paraphrase the British writer E. Nesbit, “It is not stealing if you take a packet of ketchup from the restaurant/block of Post-its from work/piece of chalk from the schoolroom, but it is if you take the whole box.” This has remained my yardstick.

10/11/19
11:44 AM
10

My favorite part of this story is how long I took trying to figure out why a drug dealer needed a mechanic. The rest was good too though, and I am more than willing to bet that ketchup guy has at least one mannequin in his house. 

10/11/19
10:37 AM
8

That’s...OK, I’m actually speechless for that one. Eeeeyikes.