tsuyoikuma
tsuyoikuma
3:43 PM
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I remember walking in SF’s Civic Center sometime in the aughts and he exited a car with his entourage and walked into City Hall right in front of me on the side walk. I actually put my hand to my chest and took a step back because he was really quite stunning in person, especially being so tall in comparison to Read more

3/27/20
6:13 PM
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Thank you for including both hot dog sandwich and not-a-sandwich options. The not-a-sandwich people are so wrong they can’t even walk straight, but it’s nice to see The Takeout looking out for all their readers - even the ones who struggle with so much of reality.

3/27/20
5:57 PM
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On another note one of my step-grandparents had a vintage all red bathroom in their family home that included flocked/velvet red wallpaper like this giving it a very bordello-like atmosphere even though it was a hallway guest bathroom on the first floor. They were a big Mormon family so I always wondered if it wasn’t

3/27/20
5:21 PM
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See, I would have found something like that charming, but I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea and when you’re trying to move a property you have to appeal to the common denominator:

3/26/20
1:47 PM
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“Oh girl, you didn’t look good trying to rock a slip as a dress in 1997, you ain’t making it look good now either”

3/26/20
12:49 PM
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Is “Paul Allen” how the CCF CEO is keeping himself busy these days?  Only three posts ever?

3/26/20
11:53 AM
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“All the cookware comes in Instagram-friendly colors like ‘broccoli,’ ...and ‘mustard’”

3/26/20
2:42 AM
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I’m sure Mr. “tacky ass chain restaurant with portions way too big for a normal person to finish in one sitting* CEO is not taking his pay check in April too right? Read more

3/25/20
6:53 PM
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Hmmm, pretty sure Lysol isn’t safe for human consumption though...clearly there’s only one way we can protect ourselves in this modern world...

3/25/20
2:30 PM
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I did the google and can’t find any of him as a sexy kilted pirate (lot’s of other merely sexy kilted images though), but logistically the look just wouldn’t make sense on the high seas. Unless you have some major hem weights you’d be flashing everyone all the time with the high winds - you might as well be Porky

3/24/20
9:38 PM
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Those pirate earrings have got to go. Sexy Scottish pirate is not a thing!

3/24/20
7:50 PM
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17+ years ago I bought a kitchen knife similar to this at Ichiban-kan in San Francisco which at the time was pretty much a $1.50 Japanese store (vs. a $1 store because that extra 50¢ really makes a difference in the quality of the products -no “/s”). I’ve kept it sharp and purchased more expensive knives since then,

3/23/20
7:30 PM
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“Do you have a warrant to search me Agent Pound?....”

3/23/20
5:33 PM
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I’ve either watched too much porn or the rest of the world hasn’t watched enough because I think we should all be able to expect that someone named “Dick Pound” would look a bit different than this (but the shot is only from his shoulders up so.....)