In return for the death sentence he gave his girlfriend, it’s justice. This isn’t some kid who just “made a mistake” or “had a juvenile lapse of judgement.”

Having a few beers at an after-prom party and then driving a car is a “juvenile lapse of judgement.” A teen might not be able to fully comprehend the possible…

You know what’s really unsettling? His victim not reaching adulthood, let alone her twilight years. Save your compassion for someone who deserves it.

Good. Let him rot.

Not doucheBAG — doucheBRO. There’s a difference. 

Lol.

sackarons, then?

From hearing stories from someone I know who used to work at a hotel in this price bracket, what they actually do at legitimate places is just suck it up. If it’s a legitimate restaurant, hotel, etc, charging those prices as part of a long-term business plan, then a thousand bucks here and there on mistaken orders…

It’s Florida.  You might not even have to cross your fingers on this one.

Its uncouth in restaurant culture to mention price. You are implying that you believe the person cannot afford it.

Honestly it’s not his fucking job to proof the order. You pay for what you order. If the restaurant is stupid and brings you something you didn’t, that’s on them. They don’t get to just upgrade things on your order to see if they can squeeze in extra billing because you don’t notice in time.

You don’t think that he is on the hook since only an huge idiot would assume that there would be gold on the $2000 fancy steak AND the regular $200 version of that steak? It is pretty front and center on the menu.

Deez...macarons?

I didn’t know I wanted a Florida Man douchebro vs. Salt Bae fight til I had to write this today.

Thank you!

One order of fries please, and for the love of God, hold the gold.

There’s a bloomin’ onion on this menu. A fucking bloomin’ onion. Who the hell is eating here/paying these prices? Why? And sweet corns? Is it a mix of a variety of corn? Several different sweet corns from around the world? Or do you get several mini cobs of corn? Even so, corn is both singular and plural if you’re…

I’m going to need a lab to confirm that. Do you have any doggie bags?

Communists, famously known for their upcharges in a free market economy

If I don’t get what I ordered, I say something.