Goop's new slogan! 

Well, I guess at the very least Goop is grifting people in the more tastefully designed cruise ships, unlike the Norwegian monster ships with water slides, wave pools, and open atriums (more chance to fall off!) although I think celebrity goes to Venice and ruins the view. 

PLEASE ,PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE SENDING SOMEONE!!!!!!

Scary Island 4eva

Paltrow continues to assist people in consciously uncoupling from their money. It’s a beautiful thing.

Well, there were many ‘petite morts’.....

Oprah didn’t break the House of Windsor. Gayle, however, would get deadly earnest with Harry, demanding honesty: “Henry! Henry. Henry, sit down.”

I’m surprised they aren’t also offering “Raw Seawater Colonics” at $500 a pop. 

If I had just broken up with someone/been dumped the FIRST thing I would want to do is go to some other country and live it up. Living well us the best revenge after all! 

Well, not the whole story, just this, which does look very similar:

When I was a kid (in the 70s) when my parents would bring us home to Ireland to visit the family, we’d sometimes be there in the colder months and down the country we’d see young boys in jumpers (sweaters) and jackets, wearing shorts as they played. girls would be similarly dressed, but with skirts. I asked once why…

Why wasn’t there salt on the table in the first place??

“but I told her under my breath that I thought it could have used a little salt”

“Dear Salty: My server was attentive and responsive to my needs and now I am mad about it.”

WTF?? The writer wants to be all secret and stealthy about an app needing a bit more salt so they whisper it under their breath, lowering their voice to their companion when discussing it? Who is this Jason Bourne of appetizer-salting? Out yourself ya weirdo.

I remember during my college days in Indiana, there was this one guy who refused to wear shoes, and walked barefoot to class, even when there was snow and ice. Something about how he couldn’t tolerate shoes. I remember seeing him around campus, and thinking it was the weirdest, gross thing. His feet were always…

It’s important to remember that teens are dumb. When you get several of them together, each of them becomes dumber.

Letting people wear what they want is fine, as long as they are adults. Children make poor decisions and adults are the ones that have to enforce responsible behavior. In that vein, taking away all of my son’s shorts after the “lets talk about this” failed worked pretty darn well. You can express yourself in a way…

British people giving us a stern talking to in public is apparently America’s Original Kink™.

This is unasseptable.