I wonder if this is just a cynical ploy to market mis-shapen candies they couldn’t sell otherwise. 

It’s one thing to experience the effects of weed when you are expecting them, it’s a whole other thing when you have no idea what’s happening to you.  I would get pretty freaked out if I experienced the symptoms of weed without warning (especially since I’ve never smoked weed).

I had a couple of knockoff velour tracksuits from Express in blue and black that I loved - the bottoms came in both pant and miniskirt options! Those tracksuits definitely scream 2003-5 for me, but I must say I do miss having a clothing option that was considered fashionable/cute/sexy but also comfy as hell.

Let’s hope he sues them for using his image without permission.

How about some G/O gossip? How is everyone doing? 

Fantastically cheap. Dorinda had a couple of lucrative businesses before her Housewife days, and her net worth is in the range of $20M.

I few years ago I took my dad to urgent care where he was diagnosed with gout. About a month later, I got it. As strange as a coincidence as it was, it helped that I knew what the symptoms were and was able to tell the doctor, like Bobby Hill and my father before me:

fucking Bran the Boring

Luann could never be the queen bee with or without Bethenny. She couldn’t even rise to the top during the Heather/Aviva/Kristen years, for Botox's sake. Some people are meant to be the countess, but not the queen. 

I think their willingness to be truthful about their lack of skill is what led to Lucasfilm panicking (I assume). There’s one thing Disney does not like and that’s bad press.

Brody Jenner and Josie Canseco—over!

This is a superior quality analogy and I absolute love everything about it.

Don’t be a hater hater.

Luann could never be queen bee while Bethenny was on the show. So now is her chance, although Lu with her grandiosity and bragging turns everyone off. I see Dorinda with her sharp tongue and pointy elbows fighting hard for that crown. Also is Tinsley back with Scott who refuses to marry her?

That couldn’t have been one of these.

I must be old now, because I got lost after Liam Payne.

Who authorized this nonsense of celebs dressing as other living, more awesome celebrities???

I also think it helps if you have 2. It seems counterintuitive if you're in a small place but they really do keep each other entertained. Our current cats are the first I've kept exclusively indoors and they seem perfectly content. They chatter at birds from their window seats. 

The cat advice is bullshit. If you get them when they’re kittens and never let them out, even if your apartment is small, they won’t care. (If you get an older cat that has been used to the outdoors, it will be more difficult. Build a catio.) But hey, if you want your cat to die 10 years before its time from being hit…

Yeah, keep your cat inside, arrange a place for it by a window where it can observe the world, and play with it whenever you can with like fancy feather wands and stuff. My friend’s cat was just run over by a neighbor the other day, and somebody else’s cat was grabbed by a coyote a few months ago. They can exercise…