Me every time I read some blurb about this vacuous pratt

Why did the chicken sandwich cross the country, to trip balls and meet with fellow disruptors about its new CBD startup.

When we had cats, I created a Cat Cafe with a painting hung down close to the ground, their food and water bowls, and a sign that said, “Try our Famous Cat Chow.” I think it’s like that.

I’ve been stalled trying out apps and books that seem to consider the needs of the reader second, so thank you for this!

1) I LIKE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, BITE ME.

BRILLIANT.

Neither.

So first off: YOU ARE MAKING A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

Two experts in a row, both confirming the correct answer.

We’ve got a lot of exciting changes coming to the site next week.

You bastard.

Are you a Russian bot? Because this almost seems to make sense unless you really think about it for a second, and that seems really bot-like to me.

1. What the fuck are you talking about? 2. Fuck off.

Philadelphia calls the cops on black people for sitting in Starbucks, so my money is someone at local Old Navy management trying to pull a fast one here.  Naturally, Corporate is going to tap dance after the fact, but I doubt the show did this - it’s not a huge film production. 

Please tell me it is the one in rittenhouse. I got accused of stealing a pair of jeans I’ve owned for at least a decade when I was on my way out after not buying anything. When I pointed out all of the obvious distress of years of wear and that they don’t even sell this style anymore the employee got all huffy. Still…

I didn’t read Old Navy’s response as blaming it on their employees as much as it’s a denial of the accusations at all.

Sorry, but Antoni’s butt is very distracting.

Being black 

The Cajun filet is good but I’ll skip the pimento cheese.

Fear not, fast food chicken sandwich fans that aren’t fans of bigots! If you have a Bojangles’ nearby, this is still an option for a limited time: