Madam, you must be mistaken. This is not Harry Styles. This is my lovely wife Ophelia. Our courtship was short, but our honeymoon will last forever.

From one of the artciles you posted:

Thank you for remembering this. The entire episode was amazing. It was SO real.

Where’s the Redman MTV Cribs of the new generation to show how fake-ass all these other cats are.

Gee boss, I guess noones coming in for this to go order....

I believe these guys did market research.

It's all so complicated and arcane!  Evidently, if The Queen dies in Scotland the plan is that the train would be used to bring her body to London for the state funeral.

Try and maintain your calmness about that.

Excellent point, but only The Queen, Prince Phillip, Prince Charles and Camilla can use the train as it's so expensive to drag it out of store. presumably it would mess up the regular schedules, which would make the trains even more unrdliable.

Handing a nomination, she beat Bernie’s ass it wasn’t close. 

I guess my original post still stands: anyone, including tsuyoikuma, using the word ‘romantical’ unironicastically? Dealbreaker. Irregardless. 

People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead, but now they know it's just a cheeseburger food baby. 

Like chicken fingers but it’s chicken fried steak fingers that you dip in white gravy.

the tests were inconclusive about whether any of the more severe effects found in humans would be reflected in the birds

Well that's it! I call for a boycott until they fix it.

Damn.

You confirmed this how? Independent DNA testing? Or are you just another shill for Big Human?

Shame. Hopefully someday though.

What’s the different, though, between meatless fried chicken and meatless boneless wings?