Preach. They flew here, we grew here.

thank you!

Hopefully not heading for Fresno or Modesto or Stockton.

San Diego burritos = barf and a half. Mission burritos are the original and the best. Period.

Bingo. Baaaaay Areaaaaa!

Well then you've CLEARLY never been to Sacramento. You'd easily top 150 mph trying to get the fuck outta there.

We'll keep our delicious burritos to ourselves.

Yes! California is a terrible, terrible place. You should all leave. I mean, we should all leave! Seriously, don't come here.

Wrong. Who wants to eat a sauce and meat tube? Rice adds flavor and texture to the burrito and completes the meal.

This. It's seems that real burritos have not, in fact, made their way outside of California.

"Ladies seamen 12 O'Clock!" "I pray that when I turn around, there are sailors, because with you, you never know."

This is the worst thing I've ever read.

Or she is just carrying her baby :-)

Colonies...you mean like India, who supplies about 85% of the U.K.'s edible food? (the other 15% coming from a crepe shack in Hampstead in London)

The movies were awful but I know I'd watch all of them even if they made 5 more movies. Hollywood made 7 SAW movies and America showed up. No one can judge me!

0:35 is just outstretched on the mat.

More racism. Shocking.

I know!! I mean, I don't think this is really news, I think Jezebel just takes an interest in MObama, which is understandable. But it's also bullshit to find fault with her in this because a) pretty sure she has plenty of shit to handle and b) even if she DID have time to deal with it herself, she'd get raked over the…

It's not really "her" garden, you ignorant, racist wretch.

My garden is just 4 raised beds and is 10 steps outside my door, and uhh it looks worse than that. So...yeah. I blame the government!