“Act of adorable mischief” was a bit lengthy for the headline, unfortunately.

What? Shutup, theaters are great. 

Of course Fallon knows who Lebron James is.

I’m lazy, but not this lazy.

Clearly these are all fake, because none of them claim to tip a minimum of 25%+ every time, no matter what.

I have found that they are also good at starting movies, and that the middle parts are generally very nice as well.

When I become a multimillionaire, I’ll get the Community cast together to do a mockumentary for the Ass Crack Bandit

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

And the end credits songs. the absolute best. 

You shut your god damn mouth.

I am a man of many contradictions.

Everytime I see one of these, I’m gonna post this here:

Seems like you did not understand that article at all. You should probably try reading it again

A sharp-eyed employee confronted Stine and ordered him to pay for the soda. When Stine left the restaurant instead, the employee followed, and told him that he was no longer welcome at that Arby’s.

This. My brother and I were doing the exact same thing EVERYWHERE. Oh wow.

Oh Jesus lol

I also had a Wayne’s World moment. Being 8 years old when the movie came out, I was told that blowing goats meant making huge farts. I was in my mid-20's (and had been saying people blew many other things for at least a decade with full knowledge of what it meant) before I realized I’d been telling people they…

I used to watch that movie all the time in the third grade. Then revisited it in high school and suddenly I got the “cream of sum yung guy” joke.

My dad took me to Wayne’s World 2 in theaters and I would have been... probably 10? Totally didn’t get the “ripped for her pleasure” joke until I was an adult.