The knife thing is silly, of course, but you really should be using left-handed beef so the grain of the meat has the proper orientation.

To be fair, it is quite bad.

THEY’RE HOAGIES, JESUS CHRIST

Clearly that’s Papa Khaaaaaaan!

“PAPA JOHN!!!!”

Me too, but it’s so hard to find these days.  Hell, even DQ stopped doing that a long time ago.

Just wanted to drop by and say In n’ Out is overrated mediocrity. 

And we bury Delaware in garbage so it’s a win-win situation.

Um, no, Dawg. It’s not. Why don’t you come to my next couch party. I’m happy to breakdown the difference between homophobia and matters of taste for you while your dick is in mouth. Please save that j’accuse horse shit for when it’s actually warranted. Playing fast and loose with the term homophobia is dangerous.

This has always been the correct take since before whoever the comedian you’ve cited said anything. It’s fun to make fun of Fieri’s overly exuberant personality and style choices (his competitors on the next food network star competition underestimated him before he absolutely destroyed them because of this) but that…

But this doesn’t make sense from a theater perspective. “ok, so your sending 1000 people here today to buy concessions and purchase full price tickets? And if I give you a discount, you’ll still be sending 1000 people here today? Ok. I’m going to say no...”

Both of these are great ideas, but I’m really partial to any solution that involves weaponized shellfish. 

Netflix has been around a very, very long time and it has a very different business model. MoviePass should cost more and have a limit on the number of movies you could see from the start. But they didn’t and I thank them for that. I’m not an investor and I won’t be hurt by their failure. 

This may be the all-time gold medal winner for thinking you could make up losses with volume.

Do they give out Razzies for Worst Business Model of the Year? How about Worst Business Plan Ever?

Counterpoint: Fuck Moore, Rice, Clancy and every other author who shits on the adaptations while still enjoying the checks.

For anyone worried about the death of Necco wafers, you can still buy fruity flavored Tums in the medicine aisle.

I was only able to do it by turning on God mode

Then why’d he resign? I mean, he’s out of office in a few months anyway, and never going to be elected to anything again, so he might as well stick it out for the benefits. He’s a Republican, so genuine shame can’t be the reason. 

It’s great and you should watch it, if for no other reason than to get a load of that crazy fucker.