What about the roller coaster ride in “Nothing But Trouble?”

It’s meant to be an Onion/Buzzfeed combo. Similar to the Onion, but has a lot of quizzes and clickventures and whatnot. Also ups the sarcasm by a few notches.

Yeah, sorry — there is no possible way a large group of people sat at a restaurant table for nine straight hours without ordering a single piece of food, let alone that anyone would pay attention to them after the 4th hour.

There was a second spitter!

Well I was trying to solve one of your two problems. I’m not gonna do all the work and solve both.

I add a quick toothpick swipe of Dave’s Ultimate Insanity Sauce to my brats from time to time. Adds a ton of heat and flavor, and the toothpick keeps you from accidentally using a whole drop of sauce.

thank you for this. I now officially have a reason to buy a sous vide

Whatever part of Texas you’re having brats in is obviously the wrong part, my friend. I’ve never seen anyone in the Dallas area cook the veal brats, other than as a non-pork option for a massive barbecue.  But maybe I just keep the right friends who know better.

Don’t forget the chorizo

I’ll invite you to my party, but only if I get to put shit in your food.

I love my complicated foods when drunk. It makes me feel more accomplished if I don’t die making it.

Who doesn’t in this day and age?  I’ve never had a home depot dog, sorry to say, but I do mostly agree that simpler is better.  I usually go for bratwursts though, instead of hot dogs.

Ahhh, the costco dog, as I call it. Perfect in a pinch!

You can choose ketchup on your hot dog if you want, but that doesn’t make you any less wrong.

Fact: you can’t call yourself a purist if you put ketchup on ANYTHING.  It’s horrid and a waste of valuable space on a hotdog.

I’m so, so sorry

Thanks! I just got it cut!

Is this an Anker NES Classic?

Is this an Anker NES Classic?

At least we were all awkward in the 90s together. No one got off scot-free