Oh, I just assumed he was always woke.

It’s easy to say that in hindsight now. All-Star was already on it’s way out in 2001, but then Shrek became a huge hit and it stuck around for another few years.

Hey, I eat at that Malibu Poke!

Has Cool420Guy69 donated yet?

Tom, before you get to 2001, can you please, please, PLEASE make “Pootie Tang” the superhero movie you feature??

But why was he wearing the watermelon on his feet??

And then Shrek went and ruined the song forever in 2001 -- makes it hard to retroactively go back to a 1999 film and be okay with the song as its closer.

Spot on. And the fact that there are so many quotable lines, even by a reviewer who claims to dislike the film, means it did what it set out to do: Be a dumb but memorable popcorn flick making fun of superhero comics.

To make Mystery Men and enjoyable movie, you must first enjoy the movie that is a mystery.

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Its helicopter crashed. There were no survivors.

Ooooh, I see. I should’ve ended the second example with “Typical women drivers, am I right?”

Is it just me, or does Shaq look horribly photoshopped into the headline photo?

“You owned a home, you should have known that armed men were going to come in and rob you. It’s your fault for being murdered in your sleep, really.”

*tips fedora* Thanks m’lady

There are usually plenty of cops in bar areas on weekend nights anyways that it won’t take too long for one to show up and just make sure everything is okay. It makes a happy ending for everyone — except for the jackass going home alone. He can give himself his own happy ending.

Did you accidentally click on this article instead of the incel page?

Yeah, when the article said mixing cottage cheese with olives & pancetta, I made a face. And I friggin love salty stuff.

You guys curd probably come up with some better jokes than these.