He’s just following the Arnold game plan. It’s a way to make an awful lot of money but doesn’t lend itself to making art.  

Why is that relevant? Who really cares whether she wrote the piece or if she told her story to ACLU lawyers and they wrote it.

Off the top of my head there’s Jimmy John’s, Jersey Mike’s, Firehouse Subs, Potbelly, and more, which are all cultivating brand identities and have established their own unique personalities. I think Subway’s just lost its own over time, and now it’s really starting to show.

The absurdity is so blatant it comes off as fake. Is it possible to satirize influencer culture when the actual influencers are so far over the top they’ve come back around the other side?

Totally different. I grew up in a little town in northern Missouri (I mean little; population sub-1,000) and while we didn’t have a pizza joint, we had a Casey’s and they made the pizza fresh on site. I’m sure that’s not the case for most other convenience stores that sell reheated pizza under a heat lamp.

Be the change you want to see in goosedom.

Tencent also owns 5% of Activision Blizzard

Considering what we know about John Henry and his affection for analytics, I think it’s just as possible that he’s decided giving 10+ year contracts out is stupid. Betts will be great for 5 more years, but what about the next 5? All-star production? A little above average? Who knows?

The system is fucked up. Guys are…

But the drop kick put both positive outcomes into play, whereas the kick-it-really-hard plan only gives you one.

Hey Tom, know what’s a problem? Sexual assault. Indecent exposure. Issuing threats of violence by text message. This is not difficult. “Antonio is a great player but there’s no place for him on the Patriots after these serious, credible allegations against him emerged.”

Warren doesn’t believe anything. She just talks.

Uh, semantics? In a binary situation, if you fluctuate from one state to the other, it’s really a matter of perspective which is fluctuating. But yes, my point is that he went from being a heel that a lot of people liked to, briefly, someone who appeared to be transitioning into face territory, and then abruptly…

What you’re ignoring is that she was vilified in large part because she’s a woman. She had the gall to be First Lady AND have a policy role in her husband’s administration, and publicly expressed opinions on substance, not merely championing causes like childhood obesity (not to take a shot at Michelle Obama in the…

A big part of the problem is the lack of true heels on the roster. The story they’re telling with Gable is that he’s a babyface underdog, so he needs to beat hated heels on the way through the bracket.  Elias has the ability to be a good heel (though they wavered on that a few months ago for some reason?) and when he…

Yeah, I started to make a reply along these lines but decided it was a lost cause. Anyone who types “Objectively speaking, this is the very least the Colts could do” and then lists examples of teams doing far less in similar circumstances clearly doesn’t give a fuck about the meaning of words.

None of those sold out. There’s a difference between seeing a few blog posts about a new sandwich and store managers having to come up with strategies to handle the long lines.

Yes, there’s a cheat code to unlock Trump mode.

The Royals’ Brad Keller threw a no-hitter last night. Then he came out for the 7th inning and gave up 3 hits and 3 runs and lost the game.

Sorry for the internet bullying. Your post SAID it was “tofu in that sauce”, not that it was the sauce itself. I don’t know how the sauce Chipotle uses compares to the product these Kinja warriors are defending, but they need to read more closely.

I’m not sure who’s more ridiculous: Marianne Williamson or the wizard dude who was part of the Veep “undercard” debate.