I’m pretty sure he’s just acknowledging that he has no interest in arguing with internet pedants like you and me.

Sure, but suggesting a player be suspended for a year for doing the same thing a team did in the same chain of transactions is a pretty classic case of kissing the owners’ collective ass.

The best kind of correct is technically correct because it’s, you know, correct. Albert is technically correct.

Pretty sure that’s the joke.  

No one...except Barry:

Tom Yum? Tom Kha.

Bell has every reason to be upset. If the ups issued a warning, that has a chilling effect on the pitchers going forward - now, instead of the penalty for a HBP being a free base, it’s that plus an ejection. If those are the rules you follow and then the other team breaks those rules but doesn’t get the extra penalty,…

Generations of medical malaise...my first thought was Sam Bowie. Jesus that franchise has been cursed.

Box man gets paid.

Kevin takes this for the Voodoo chip selection + Chili Cheese Fritos + Pizza Combos; honestly, everyone else was all over the place in this draft. Too many actually good snacks were left on the shelf while dreck like Andy Capp’s Hot Fries and plain Ruffles were picked.

Also, Nacho Cheese Doritos are the pinnacle of…

I keep thinking you guys are going to beat Kate one of these times, but what do we say to the god of food drafts?

I only got to watch the last 5 minutes because life, so my perception is skewed. I saw Kawhi go on an other-worldly run and then saw an ice-cold Kyle Lowery, inexplicably, become the focus of the Raptors’ offense as the game slipped away.

Huh. I somehow didn’t see the words “Miracle Whip” anywhere in this article. I assume that’s an editing error.

A sign that it’s a *really* small town: the “Dairy Queen” is not an actual Dairy Queen franchise, it’s a shack in the middle of a parking lot with a couple of walk-up windows and they have to duck down to hand you the soft-serve or slushie through the little sliding window.

I grew up in a tiny midwest town in the 70s/80s. Every few years some badass rebel-type would climb the town’s water tower and spray paint a message like “Class of ‘84". Life in small towns is really fucking boring.

Obviously not the same thing. Cutting the brake line is an attempt to injure a rider and should be treated as attempted murder; knocking over scooters left in the middle of the sidewalk is an act of defiance against a company that is using public property as its garage.

My mom’s potato and tuna salad were the best I’ve ever had because she used this formula except instead of sweet pickle relish, she chopped up her homemade sweet pickles and added some of the juice. I’m not sure what was in her pickle recipe but they were better than any others I’ve ever found, and cranked up the…

Sweet summer child.

We might have to build a bunch of underground houses really quickly but surely a few people would survive, right?

Yeah, you’re absolutely right, but this guy isn’t interested in an actual debate. He’s here to set up strawmen and then laugh when people try to engage.