If America was honest, this picture would be on the $10 bill.

She’s not selling you a story. She’s disclosing a rape and subsequent sexual harassment. She’s suing because that’s one of our paths to justice when you can’t or won’t use criminal courts, which happens for a variety of reasons.

How do you envision that movie? Some wealthy, privileged French lady named Angelique looking for deeper meaning in the middle of a Walmart in Kansas? She befriends a down-on-his-luck single dad with a heart of gold? He “teaches” her that even though he lives in a shelter and relies on EBT and Medicaid, he loves life…

So an actual human.

Kelly Clarkson says she turned down millions of dollars just so she wouldn’t have to share song-writing credit with Dr. Luke.

I’m confused. If these men are so “weak” and unable to control themselves around a teenager, then why are they in power in the first place? Shouldn’t that exempt them from being put into such positions if they can’t stop getting their dicks out and snapping pics?

The name for that color is staring us right in the face:

Your anecdote and your Kinja handle are a perfect marriage.

UGH. As a city parent, I cannot overstate the importance of corner stores to healthy communities. Corner stores (we don’t really call them bodegas and the owners are usually Palestinian) serve as the grandmas for the neighborhood. The corner stores keep an eye out, and they sweep the sidewalk, and they lend you a…

I always thought Billie Lourd’s deadpan delivery was a way to make Chanel #3 funnier. Now I just think it’s just Billie Lourd being Billie Lourd. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still funny as hell but I wonder how things will go when she’s required to not be funny.

The Sarah Paulson Screaming Hour

When I worked on the Hill, the only members who knew how to run social media were born after 1980. Combine that fact with Cruz’s beliefs never matured past 1950, and I wager he has no idea that Twitter exists let alone how to post. My guess is he thinks Twitter has to do with birds.

I was a little surprised he liked medirocre vanilla porn (if you can call a stepmom eating out her stepdaughter vanilla) instead of tentacle porn, but maybe lizard people like Ted find human sex kinkier?

He says he was hacked but there’s actual video of him liking the tweet

V excited for this episode of Law & Order: SVU.

Insert Devil Wears Prada cerulean speech.

Unlike kids. Hope I never make that mistake again...