hey! rude to one of the most important pieces in art history!

Pushing Daisies :’(

Pregnancy rumor magazines should be replaced with a babushka that says “she is vith child” under pictures of celebs

Either he’s very, very blind or he thinks he’s sparing your feelings.

Some of us always wanted to be a lumberjack. You know. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The giant redwood. The larch. The fir. The mighty scots pine! Just sleep all night, and work all day.

It’s not new, it’s been around for a while. It’s named after the Aviation cocktail.

Which I tried to perfect using that brand of gin a few years back. Nasty hangover the next day, but that’s what you get when you go through half the bottle.

Ehhh RDJ’s shit has been open and aired for a LONG time now. And I thought SJP’s statement was actually pretty great for some people to hear. I’ve known addicts and have known people who loved addicts. The hardest lesson in the world is accepting that you alone cannot fix them. Sometimes you have to just walk away.…

Yes. They did a wonderful job.

I’d be pissed at her for speaking Russian too. I mean come on, you can only be SO HOT. Save some hotness for the rest of us, would you Mila?

Passion 2: Electric Boogaloo

why are you here

My Tantric Sex business mainly involves trickle down economics.

Chunk Handler was one of the best celebrity dogs... He was a good boy ;(

Team Jen. I met Angelina when she filmed a movie in my hometown years ago. She is Darth CoolGirl. They filmed part of the movie in the old office building I worked in. I was the only woman in a small room full of men, sitting in a corner talking to my boss, when she swept in laughing and smiling and joking with…

***Mark Corrigan for the wank!***

I still had to go to all the castings, I still had to go meet all the photographers, I still had to do all of that to get to where I am now.

In western culture ???????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

but I will admit that if one of my friends said this to me...

“in Western culture”