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I would imagine that being friends with Taylor is more akin to suffering from narcolepsy. Because staying awake while she practiced those 2 facial expressions and talking about I cannot imagine what would have to be close to impossible.

As Kevin Mallone says, The game is is [he] hot, not would you do [him]. Respect the game. I say that to say that I probably would, too, but that doesn’t make him hot. It makes him averagely attractive or not repulsive or something.

He does NOT look like most white dudes in a suit. He is fit, well groomed, and much taller. Also, he has all his hair.

My tallest men have had the smallest dicks.

Did you know there are rumors Tom Cotton has a boyfriend?

There are days I hate the man and days that I think he’s a decent human being.

Even casual seersucker gets the Diane Feinstein single strand of oversized pearls (white jade today?) treatment.

I want to give her 10 Mother of the Year Awards. What a phenomenal advocate for her daughter. Brava, Gianna Constand!

can’t deal w/ all the uncanny valley in that pic holy god

bobby i was wondering yesterday what happened to the tabloid reviews you used to do, because they were v good and i liked them a lot

All the bottles are still white, tho.

I am also done with grad school this week!! And running my first half marathon in about a year tomorrow !

Does anyone else irrationally hate the word “hubby” to a disconcerting degree?

He’s so very unattractive to me.

Jonathan Cheban’s face makes me feel weirdly uncomfortable. Like it didn’t turn out completely right. (I also feel this way about Tiffany Trump’s face, so maybe it’s just me?)

Counterpoint: juice is good because it can make margaritas and screwdrivers.

I’m so proud that i got to introduce it to my husband last night. I was streaming tweets and photos to the Apple TV so we could both relish in what happened.

Yes! This is exactly what would happen. At least Charlie would have an excuse to do almost-splits in his jean shorts.