She’s going to cherish her memory of being on the show and high school will fade away for her like it does for everyone else.

I’m a guy and I think that last one is really elegant—good taste.

I saw this in a store yesterday. Inexplicably, it's a Kate Spade handbag.

Tom and Lorenzo call him Nicky Tryhard. Gets me every time.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

In case you missed me talking about black beans....check out@dinnerpartydnld on @itunes #longevitybook

Yeah but...this is the standard funding structure for this medium now. This is like writing a post called “That Podcast Has An Ad for Stamps.com"

I’ve actually seen this sculpture up close and in person, and I can vouch for the fact that it is indeed creepy AF. It’s gorgeously executed, which makes it even more disturbing - even up close, it is insanely lifelike. I am having the hardest time understanding what possible scenario some rich fucker has to have in…

Do you know who has the highest literacy rate in the world at 100%?

I feel people are very confused. Fidel is a dictator, Cuba is not a democracy and there hasn’t been free elections in half a century, there is no free press, if by any chance you are in opposition to the government you go to jail and this is not because the economic embargo...

God I hate Steve Martin. I don’t even know why. The excessive banjo collection isn’t helping, like who are you? The fucking Yo-Yo Ma of banjos? Are you really that sensitive to the “character” of each individual instrument? No, you’re not and no you ain’t. So stop it.

Ditto here. Her parents are generally as good as an egg as Reps can be.

I prefer her to the rest of the Republicans. She has actually said nice things about Hillary Clinton and while she’s pro-life, she calls Republicans out on the hypocrisy of not supporting comprehensive sex ed or acessible birth control. She is also hugely supportive of LGBT issues, and against that Arizona immigration…

You probably have a Che tshirt, don't you? Leftists are not above criticism, and are capable of great evil as right wingers.

In what actual (not the kind where dear leader miraculously captures 90% of the vote) democracy is he well regarded?

like, a totally chill, super benevolent dictator

Maybe being born of and then raised by Kris Kardashian really shifts a person’s perspective about dictators in general.

so excited for Kourtney & Khloe Take Pyongyang tho

I don't love Castro, or the kardashians, but if I ever got a chance to visit a communist (or formerly communist) country I'd pose in front of a ton of weird statues too. Although I may not post them all on insta . . .

He’s getting off on all 69 charges? Nice.