Is it too much to hope that it’s Melania and literally any Muslim or Latino actor on the market?

My GOD!!! Bobby should be writing fiction because that shit was beyond hilarious and also entirely plausible real conversation. He captures different voices which is not easy. And then I read the Beyoncé one and could see Solange throwing a pregnancy test at Jay and walking out pissed off and it was just the best…

Angie, Angie. If they cheat on somebody with you, they will cheat on you with somebody else.

Justin Timberlake thinks Jessica Biel’s fudge restaurant is a shitbox.

Why in God’s name would you eat a turkey sandwich for breakfast?

The next article on Jezebel is called “A Collection of Caroline Cruz’s Most Embittered Expressions”.

ok I like your site & he is a goof, but this is pretty low-class. Don’t do this to a kid.

this is entirely shitty to Caroline

Jesus, dude this sucks, I normally like the What Would You Do? show because the scenario always involves actors and, like you said, it’s the bystanders who get to make the choices.

You didn’t have a say or any choice and that was wrong of them. Totally. I’m sorry you were blindsighted and embarrassed, I would be…

What worries me a lot more than the concept of safe spaces, are universities who disinvite speakers because of them being controversial. That’s a real issue that hurts free speech and prevents students from exchanging ideas and debating with those who disagree with them.

Everybody knows the bushes of Calabasas is another name for the Kardashian sisters.

It’s a little weird but who cares? And the fact that they’ve been together for 15 years kind of speaks to the fact that it isn’t just a boy toy situation.

No statement from Rachel Ray yet tho? Suspicious.

Here ya go!

See, I wasn’t a big fan of season 1 and I thought season 2 was way better. I also enjoyed Tina Fey’s role though so I’m not sure if I’m trustworthy lol

I binge watched season 2 yesterday after a particularly bad saturday and yet another “break up” from the dude who left me twice last year. Was really banking on it cheering me up, but some of those middle episodes just put me to sleep (and I’d already slept like 12 hours). Kimmy’s relationship with Dong just doesn’t…

She divorced Robert Livingston “Topper” Mortimer a while back. Which, you know. If a rich white dude called Topper cannot make it work with a rich white lady called Tinsley, what hope is there for the rest of us?

It’s not a big deal. A black bar in a photo just means you have 72 hours to find and kill all of your blood relatives or Lizzie rises from the grave to drag you, screaming, into Hell.