Right?

Has the NRA blamed the victim yet for not being armed to protect themselves?

“I am all for capitalism and the marketplace of ideas as long as the ideas are my own and only my own! Get these successful craft breweries and their successful IPAs out of here! It’s not what I want!”

I yearn for a society where ignorance is not considered a virtue.

Holy crap, if ‘try on a hijab’ counts as Islam run amok then I have some SERIOUS complaints about the “Christians” in this country.

It’s not even just that he’s lying.  He’s not just wrong: he means the exact opposite of what he says.  If he says something is “the best”, it’s not just second best, or mediocre, or average, it is the absolute worst.

General rule of thumb: the more someone has to tell you how smart they are, the dumber they are.

Why is it I never see a goddamned article advocating changing the electoral process so we don’t have to do stupid shit like this? Change the fucking system so two candidates with similar views won’t split the vote and give the election to the candidate with the least popular views.  

Uh, Mike? “Not as bad as the Nazis” isn’t really a defense.

It would be master levels of trolling if the only tanks the army sent over to DC were some old, busted ass Sherman’s.

“Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.”

They to match it with "Guy Who Says He Assaults Women Denies Grabbing Woman". 

the politicians—like McCarthy—who support and enforce policies that result in immigrants being torn from their families and thrown into the churn of a racist system designed to erode their humanity and make them easy fodder for a nationwide campaign of xenophobia?

Ugh, your ex-girlfriend is my ex-husband. Eerie.

“THERE WAS NO PROBLEM WITH THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE UNTIL IT DIDN’T WORK IN OUR FAVOR!”

“end the electoral college.”

Look, I know this is petty, and I’m in the greys so nobody will read this, but this whole “do crimes” thing is played. It’s no longer clever and now just annoying. I get it, it’s ironic, but the thing about doing something ironically is you’re still doing it....

I’d like to think that years of the Republican President frothing “NO COLLUSION” only to have him say he totally would collude given the chance was enough to make her want to quit, but that would mean she has a conscience and I know that isn’t true.

I fucking love that we have a President that constantly needs other people to explain what he really means when he publicly says something completely stupid.

Most people are registered independents. I don’t think dismissing 47% of the voters as fanboys is helpful in the least.