Jimmy wants the last cupcake all to himself. Johnny thinks they should split it evenly. Joe says the fair thing to do is compromise and give Jimmy 3/4 of it.

To be fair, it’s clumsy but fairly clear he meant the moon is a part of all the bigger things we are doing, not that it was a part of Mars. (How the elephant got in my pajamas I’ll never know!)

Let me guess (because I’m not going to spend one second of my life actually listening to this fuck), he’s pulling the “just because you disagree with him” card?  Yes, asshat, we want him in jail just because we disagree with him and not because he’s a career criminal and a traitor.  Fuckhead.

Taxpayer First Act

I didn’t know they did that

I had this argument with a 9/11 conspiracy nutjob.  I told him I wasn’t going to argue with him about it and he said, “yeah, because you’d lose.”  I said, “no, because you think it’s about winning and losing and not about the exchange of ideas.”

chomping on overcooked steak

Why are we asking random, uninformed people questions and pretending their answers matter?

“Barring evidence emerging that Trump actually supports raising taxes on the rich, there is no case that will convince Senate Republicans to impeach him.”

Meanwhile, the neckbeards on Reddit are complaining that Brie Larson’s ass isn’t big enough to play Carol Danvers.

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This voicemail could be the Republican President directly threatening to kill Flynn if he testifies about the “Russian Deal To Make Me President” and nobody, especially the Democratic House, will do a fucking thing about it. This asshole has never had to answer for anything he’s ever done, why would that change now?…

Waiting for the inevitable anarcho-capitalists to come defending unbridled greed as necessary and good.

But by constantly irking Iran with stricter and stricter sanctions, cutting off their resources, and redefining what constitutes an “attack,”

I mean, HRC did win by 3.5 million votes.

“’No Way To Prevent This’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens.”

What stops them from just refusing to pay the fine?

Jimmy wants the last cupcake for himself. Johnny thinks they should split it evenly. Joe says, “the fair thing to do is to give Jimmy 3/4 of it.”

We have two political parties in this country: the unreasonable one; and the one that wants to reason with them.

Maybe we weren’t born to parents who gave us hundreds of millions of dollars?

Can someone explain to me why we’re paying attention to these two again? Seriously, I wouldn’t know who they were if it wasn’t for Splinter complaining about them.