81 complaints of speeding? These people have clearly never driven in NJ before. The speed limit is more a guideline than an actual rule. Go the limit on the Parkway and you will get killed. My 80 year-old mother does 10 over and she’s going slow.

I’m really looking forward to the day smart people stop trying to sound ironically stupid by saying things like “do crimes.”

You may have never heard of it, but E-Poll Market Research is an organization that studies how celebrities and public personalities are perceived,

Ah, yes. The anti-vaxx movement of the progressives. It astounds me that an eighth grader can explain why the World Series is a best-of-seven contest but grown fucking adults charged with selecting the one elected official that represents all 50 states can’t understand why all 50 states should have a say.  I’d be…

“My view is that every vote matters,” Warren said. “The way that we can make that happen is that we can have national voting. And that means get rid of the Electoral College.”

Yes, because the key to any good negotiation is to start with the least you will accept and move towards more. 

Don’t worry. The Republicans in Congress are drafting legislation to prevent it simply because Obama wants it.

or in Trump’s case: a badly cooked steak

In 2010, asked about the “freedom fries” incident, Jones said he ““[wished] it had never happened.”

he has not followed it religiously

The fact that Cindy McCain, with her “I Want To Speak To The Manager” haircut, is a Permit Patty surprises me not in the least.  That she’s not named “Karen” does, however.

although some people who take out payday loans should know better, the vast majority of them likely have little choice in the matter if they want to keep the lights on, the water running, and the rent paid

[The new regulations] were fiercely opposed at every step by lenders, who warned that the new restrictions would decimate their business.

There are 70 pages of footnotes showing where I got the information.

“he’ll get Drumpf re-elected”

Yeah, I love it when the older generation criticizes the younger one as if they had nothing to do with it. These kids aren’t giving themselves participation trophies....

“I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now, what I’m with isn’t ‘it’, and what’s ‘it’ is weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you...”

There are few things cringier than watching out of touch people try to emulate the popular thing without understanding what made it popular in the first place.

FIX THE BROKEN VOTING SYSTEM AND THIS WON’T BE A CONCERN.

Or, we could, you know, fix the broken fucking system that makes this happen.

In other news, grass is green, water is wet, and Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.